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Mexican first aid joke?
Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their favorite cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned to see this viejita a few stools down turning blue from wolfing down some menudo too fast.
Francisco said to Luis, "what do you say Ese shall we help her?"
"Well Yeah", said Luis.
Francisco got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked, "Can you breathe ?", she shook her head que no. "Can you speak?" she shook her head no …….
With that he helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and licked her butt. she was so shocked, she coughed up the piece of menudo and began to breathe with great relief. Francisco turned to his friend Luis and said, "Orale ese, see that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"
That's hilarious!!
HA HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAH
That's some crazy sh–!!!!
IS THAT WHERE RE-FRIED BEANS CAME FROM?
Obama was heckled at a speech today by his own constituents. He said he was funding?
"global aids", and that the other guys (republicans) were not.
The following link begs to differ. what say you?
articles.cnn.com/2010-07-23/opiniā¦
It we want to spend money for this problem, why not put the monies in methods that would attempt to solve it. It's quite evident that one factor that many here will not be familiar with is Spiritual Taboos in Africa for instance. did you know that if a Father of a family contracts HIV/AIDS, it is believed the the "gods" will have favor on him if he has sex with his younger daughter and he will be cured from the dreaded disease…Now, we have two with the killing disease. So where has our monies and funding been gone all these years to educate South Africa and there regressing instead of progressing….So our plan to fund them for help is evidently not working on a Government level. Missions and contributions from churches are having better luck as they go and personally teach and work with the afflicted.
I say you linked to an opinion piece that lacks facts…
PepFar was funded at $48 billion for 2009 to which Obama added $3 Billion. Bush from 2004 to 2008 funded a total of $15 Billion. $51 Billion is substantially more than $15 Billion,
avert.org/pepfar.htm
shouldnt people who get aids, shouldnt they take som eresponsibility for their own health and welfare. After all I am sure missionaries were sent to Africa, and did they listen, or were the missionaries laughed at, when they tried to teach them to keep it covered.?
So you don't like Obama because he's not doing enough to fight global AIDS?
Any money spent to try and stop the spread of AIDS in African is twice as bad as not spending it at all.
Say I that Bush had some serious love for AIDS.
Are Geranium and Geranium Rose essential oils the same thing?
I need to get Geranium essential oil for an aromatherapy blend that I'm making. the site I normally buy from only has "geranium rose" essential oil.
Are they the same thing?
I am pretty certain that they are.
One way to be more sure is to check the Latin name (it should be on the label along with the English name). I think you'll find that the Latin names for these two are the same and therefore, they are the same.
Hope this helps.
Girlish fantasy's vs reality?
I have always planned on starting a family through artificial insemination but lately iv been having these girlish fantasies of falling in love, the fact that my parent seem to be bringing up the sentence "when you get married" a lot. im 15 and normally i wouldn't let fantasies get the best of me but its troubling me.
what if 8 yrs from now, i still dream of falling in love? what if i go through with my family plans only to want someone to love romantically? what if i waste my life on trying for love?
i have no idea why my fantasies are doing this to me, i have always intended to start my own family will be disappointed in me when they find out. But why am i having these dumb fantasies?
I have the next 8 yrs planned out but these fantasy keep making me reconsider.
parents what can id do to stop them?
Why don't you just enjoy life instead of worrying?
Watch the movie "The Backup Plan"
You're only 15. I know you're a planner, but honestly, things change. I think you should try for love until you feel like you're completely and totally ready to raise a baby alone. and besides, if you don't find someone and you decide to have a baby, you can always fall in love after. There isn't just one way to live. Just live your life the way you want, and you will find happiness one way or another.
Trying for love is never a waste of time. I think you have to love yourself first in order to love someone else, however love means something different to many people. planning a family through artificial insemination is great but don't underestimate yourself, you are capable of love just like everyone else. The dumb fantasy that may be getting the best of you could be assuming your life and your future childs life worked out eight years into the future.
My answer is ignore be polite to your parents but don't listen if you don't want to, and do what you want at the moment, not eight years into the future.
there is no love without pain.
Having kids out of wed lock is NOT a good idea.You are only thinking of how the children will make YOU feel.
Most of the troubled kids I have met do not have their fathers (some cases mothers) involved in their lives.You will bring children into this world who will not have a father,most the time kids raised in this kind of environment end up troubled and in jail.
Get married if you are going to have kids.
What are the six colleges nationwide that offer full-need financial aid to international students?
The Princeton Website states: "Princeton is one of only six colleges nationwide that offer need-blind admission and full-need financial aid to international students."
Do you know what are the other 5 schools?
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